Dear Editor, I was extremely pleased to discover that the mayor of our town is concerned with the widening use of that dangerous and corruptive drug, marijuana. Since I, too, am interested in the general welfare of the public at large, I would like to call attention to another menance that we are facing which all citizens should be made aware of. The menance that I am refering to is the unregulated and bestial practice of sexual intercourse which threatens the physical, mental, and moral fiber of the populace. I pledge to you that I will continue my war against this uncontrolled urge in man, and to this end, I am always available to render any assistance you may require to rid our fair city of this sexual pestilence. AN IMMODEST PROPOSAL (Symptons to notice to enable you as a civic-minded individual to rat on your friends...snicker...snicker...) "Those who engage in sexual intercourse have a glassy stare, primarily the result of the ecstatic condition they are in. The pupils of their eyes are quite large, depending on the amount of light available in the room in which the vicious act is to take place. Common sysmtoms of this sexual state of euphoria are: extreme feelings of well-being, intensification the senses of sight and touch, hilarity, confustion, distortion of time and space, an unquenchable thirst for vital juices, and a ravenous appetite. for more. Generally, hallucinations do not appear. However, there is a sense of anixiety aggressiveness, and hyper-social behavior. Chronic practice of this act can cause psychological dependency (physiological dependency may occur in extreme casaes of addiction). Another danger in the practice of sexual intercourse is the prac-tee tends to associate with other prac-tees, and there is strong group pressure to try new and different positions (some of them never before tried and approved), and thus, this may lead tograduation to stronger and more dangerous immoral acts". We must put a stop to the act of sexual intercourse immediately! What right do all these insolent people have to feel good whenever they want to? This communist inspired plot must be curbed before it spreads and destroys our great nation. Support your local committee to stamp out genitals! invest in twin beds! Just say "NO"!!! Artificial insemination for all! be secure, clone your own! Be safe, have only test tube babies. There's no telling what other evils are lurking in your own home! Sincerely and Passionately yours, J. Stone for the reform of marijuana laws. (This letter was written by several students at Western State College in Gunnison, Colorado, in response to a anti-marijuana leaflet that was circulated throughout the campus. This letter was originally printed in the student newspaper in December of 1970. The letter has been revised several times since then. I have been the caretarker of this letter). Release 11.0